Sunday, December 30, 2012

Les Mis


The opening of the new movie of “Les Misérables” is complete with a slimmed-down Anne Hathaway—but was there anything for her to slim down from? And has anyone adequately remarked on how odd it is to have a film star who shares a name with the wife of our top bard?—about as likely as to have a Fellini actress named Beatrice Portinari. Anyway, the release of the new film is one of the truly cheering events of the Christmas season. Cheering because it suggests that what the boys in the quarterlies used to call “a continuity of culture” persists, that old stories can still be the best stories. We insist that this is so to our students and our kids often enough, but only when a big entertainment conglomerate is willing to make a box-office bet on it—not in the half-hearted way of an “updated” “Gatsby” but in the whole-hearted, bet-the-barricades manner of an operetta adaptation set in the Paris of the eighteen-thirties—does it seem truly so.

Friday, December 28, 2012

Memrise





You'd be forgiven for being wary of anyone who talks about gamification, with the term having become a buzzword for a lot of people whose main talent is, well, spouting buzzwords. But that doesn't apply to everyone.
Ed Cooke is a Grand Master of Memory – a title awarded to people who prove they can memorise 1,000 random digits in an hour; the order of 10 decks of cards in an hour; and one deck of cards in under two minutes.
His business partner Greg Detre has a PhD in neuroscience from Princeton. When the pair talk about "gamifying language learning", they're not messing about.
Their company is called Memrise, and it was the first UK startup to graduate from the Techstars Boston incubator, before going on to raise $1.1m of seed funding from some prominent US investors in February 2012.
"We're using crowd-sourcing, game-dynamics and lots of memory science to turn learning into a recreational sport," explains Cooke. "Technology should allow us to make learning massively more efficient and enjoyable."

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Monday, December 24, 2012

Friday, December 21, 2012

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Reveals that lady would insult

Sheds Light (She'd Slight)

Oh ho!

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Han Han in Australia

Novelist and rally car driver

The World Rally Championship is the sport’s highest level event, and during the past 2 years, Chinese riders have made amazing progress, catching up and overtaking their peers from other nations. Upon reaching the beach next to the race track, I discovered the local economy there is totally backward, as the price of a large mansion with a swimming pool is similar to what you would pay in Shanghai for a 100sqm apartment. The life of the locals there is extremely harsh, from the airport to the hotel we didn’t see a single speeding BMW or Audi, and the local government is so poor it can’t even afford building toll gates.

Monday, December 17, 2012

Friday, December 14, 2012

Early Adoption




*I am fully aware of the irony of these two posts.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Consumerist Desire



Objects of Consumption, Causes of Desire:


Today consumption, advertising and branding constitute central aspects of social life, shaping economic, cultural and even political identifications. How can one make sense of this hegemony of consumerism in (late) capitalist societies? How can we account for the centrality of advertising discourse, which is now emerging as our predominant fantasmatic horizon? Can psychoanalysis be of any help here? Drawing on the Lacanian theorizations of desire and enjoyment, this essay answers in the affirmative. It registers the symbolic coordinates of consumerist desire, traces the imaginary lure of advertising fantasies and locates the real support for consumer culture in the (partial) jouissance entailed in desiring and consuming products as well as advertisements. The last section of the paper attempts to map the implications of the consumerist administration of desire and enjoyment on the way the social bond is politically instituted and morally justified in late capitalist societies.



Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Liang Qichao in Australia

Liang Qichao in Australia: a sojourn of no significance?
When Liang set sail for Fremantle on the steamliner Brittania from the port of Penang on 7 October 1900, his political career in exile had reached a very low point. Less than two months earlier on 22 August, 1900, his friend Tang Caichang 唐才常 and several of his former students had been arrested and executed under orders from Zhang Zhidong 张之洞, governor of the Hunan-Hubei region, for attempting to stage the overthrow of the Qing government. This was an ambitious attempt, masterminded by Liang and Tang, to stage an uprising that would lead to the declaration of the independence of central China from Peking and the establishment of a new constitutional government in which both Kang Youwei and Liang Qichao would play leading roles.


Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Monday, December 10, 2012

Friday, December 7, 2012

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Monday, December 3, 2012

A Madman's Diary Redux

I

Tonight there are two moons in the sky, one light and one dark. It’s been many years since I saw them, but were there always two? And why is the second moon looking at me that way? It has the entire world to look at, to spy on. Why spy on me? I hid through the back door of the house into the kitchen. It can’t see me. But it knows where I am. I will have to stay inside until morning. I make a pot of tea. Tea is best picked on a cloudless night like tonight when the leaves are damp and covered in dew. But tonight something is wrong, I do not even notice the water boiling.

I sit down at the kitchen table. There is a red-haired girl sitting across from me; she must be hiding from the moon as well. She looks not all there, a semi-vacant stare. She tells me she has seen death. I tell her I am having my tea. I can't give you a cup because I didn't know you were coming. When you make tea you have to measure it properly for the number of people drinking it. This is very important. Why don’t people LISTEN when I tell them about tea. It is not HARD to UNDERSTAND.

II

She is not stupid, I see that sly glance she gives me when she thinks I am not looking. There is no moon in the sky tonight but I stay inside anyway. I make enough for her and add some honey to hers as well; girls like sweet things. I give her the tea in the Nice Cup because it is Polite. She slurps the tea and doesn’t say anything about the honey. I will not serve her tea in the Nice Cup again.

III

Day is the time of yang, but night is the time of yin. Moonlight is the energy of yin. Dew is the water of the night and is also yin. When the night is full of yin's influence (moonlight and dew) the yin of the tea picked at this time is strengthened and in harmony.

I serve tea to the girl in the Chipped Yellow Cup. I don't think she notices. She tells me when she was a young girl, she was allergic to sunlight and could only go outside at night. In the deserted playgrounds she could climb and play on the swings and slides. Her only friend was the moon's cold light.

She says she can be my friend. But her eyes tell me something different. She is yin, she is darkness. She wants my flesh. She wants to kill me.

I am afraid.

IV

We sit at the table in the moonlight. Neither of us moves, watching the other. If I take my eyes off her I know I will be lost. I know her for her true nature now and her yin no longer hides behind a vacant stare. A tongue the colour of a tea leaf slips out between her lips, and she smiles. The tea goes cold in the pot on the table. We sit for hours. Then weeks. Then years. The world slips by outside unnoticed as we sit together, locked in our silent vigil. She is the daughter of the moon; the spirit of the witching hour who has come to claim me with hideous strength and take me back into the silent planet.

And yet. There is something else, eclipsed behind her eyes. Like the moon is only a reflection of the sun, she is but a poor soul's cold twin sister. She is near yin, but not of it. I reach out to the tea sitting on the table and pour her a cup. Her cup is full and I keep filling it, tea running out over the rim, over the saucer, over the table. Her hand snakes out latching onto my wrist. She hisses but I do not stop until the pot is empty and the tea puddles and drains off onto the floor. A cloud moves across the moon, plunging the kitchen in shadow. The tea drips steadily. I wait for the moonlight to return but it is has gone and so has she.

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Friday, November 30, 2012

MeisterSinger No.3



In 1991 Manfred Brassler, founder and head designer of MeisterSinger, produced his first collection of single-hand watches. The individuality of MeisterSinger watches is defined by their subtle style elements such as clean and simple two digit numerals distinctive needle-shaped hands and a gentle curvature of the glass.

MeisterSinger highlights the origins of the watchmakers’ craft. Timekeeping began with a single hand – sundials, church steeple clocks, the old Breuguet subscription watches. It was in this period, the late 17th century, that pocket watches were sold in significant numbers. At first they had only single hour or 15-minute increments at best.

Over the past nine years MeisterSinger has won numerous accolades. The latest of which is the coveted Red Dot design award for the MeisterSinger Singulator mechanical watch which was awarded in 2010.

The N°03 Automatic is the latest watch from MeisterSinger a sporty watch in a limited edition of 220 pieces.

The one hand concept requires a new take on telling the time from your watch. The 12-hour dial is divided by 144 markers. Each marker represents 5 minutes. It is 15 minutes past 10 on the watch shown. The 15, 30 and 45 minute markers are bolder, and in combination with the distinctive pointed hand make it easy to read the time.

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Monday, November 26, 2012

Sinica

http://popupchinese.com/lessons/sinica/from-the-ruins-of-empire


Sunday, November 25, 2012

Friday, November 23, 2012

M J Clarke - 2012

329* 609 468 39 1 70.29 5 not out 2 v India Sydney 3 Jan 2012 Test # 2027

18 64 38 3 0 47.36 5 caught 2 v India Perth 13 Jan 2012 Test # 2029

210 380 275 26 1 76.36 5 bowled 1 v India Adelaide 24 Jan 2012 Test # 2031

37 71 43 4 0 86.04 5 caught 3 v India Adelaide 24 Jan 2012 Test # 2031

73 223 173 4 1 42.19 5 caught 2 v West Indies Bridgetown 7 Apr 2012 Test # 2040

6 13 7 0 0 85.71 5 caught 4 v West Indies Bridgetown 7 Apr 2012 Test # 2040

45 129 99 8 0 45.45 5 caught 1 v West Indies Port of Spain 15 Apr 2012 Test # 2041

15 82 51 0 0 29.41 5 caught 3 v West Indies Port of Spain 15 Apr 2012 Test # 2041

24 84 59 1 0 40.67 5 caught 1 v West Indies Roseau 23 Apr 2012 Test # 2042

25 76 46 1 0 54.34 5 caught 3 v West Indies Roseau 23 Apr 2012 Test # 2042

259* 538 398 26 0 65.07 5 not out 2 v South Africa Brisbane 9 Nov 2012 Test # 2056

224* - 243 39 1 92.18 5 not out 1 v South Africa Adelaide 22 Nov 2012 Test # 2061"

'via Blog this'

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Slouching Towards Bethlehem

We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never forget.


We forget the loves and the betrayals alike, forget what we whispered and what we screamed, forget who we were...

Cabin in the Woods


Monday, November 19, 2012

Madeline Cakes


Ingredients:

1/2 cup butter, melted
2/3 cup granulated sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/2 teaspoon orange zest (optional)
3 large eggs
1 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
2 tablespoons confectioners’ sugar
Preparation:


Cream the butter and granulated sugar on high until it is light and fluffy. Add the vanilla extract and orange zest to the butter. Turn the mixer to low speed and add the eggs, one at a time, scraping down the sides of the bowl with a spatula as needed.

Beat the mixture on medium-high for about 3 to 4 minutes, until the mixture has lightened in color and is very fluffy. In a separate bowl, mix together the flour and baking powder. Very gently fold the flour and baking powder into the egg mixture. Once the batter is smooth, cover it and transfer it to the refrigerator for 2 hours.

Preheat the oven to 375F. Generously grease 2 standard madeleine pans and spoon the cold batter into the molds. Bake them for 10 to 13 minutes, until they are puffed and turn golden brown. Invert the pans onto wire racks and give them a hard tap to remove the cookies from the molds. Serve them warm dusted with a bit of confectioners’ sugar for the best flavor.

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Friday, November 16, 2012

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Monday, November 12, 2012

I would build that dome in air

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.

So twice five miles of fertile ground
With walls and towers were girdled round:
And there were gardens bright with sinuous rills,
Where blossomed many an incense-bearing tree;
And here were forests ancient as the hills,
Enfolding sunny spots of greenery.

But oh! that deep romantic chasm which slanted
Down the green hill athwart a cedarn cover!
A savage place! as holy and enchanted
As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted
By woman wailing for her demon-lover!
And from this chasm, with ceaseless turmoil seething,
As if this earth in fast thick pants were breathing,
A mighty fountain momently was forced:
Amid whose swift half-intermitted burst
Huge fragments vaulted like rebounding hail,
Or chaffy grain beneath the thresher's flail:
And 'mid these dancing rocks at once and ever
It flung up momently the sacred river.
Five miles meandering with a mazy motion
Through wood and dale the sacred river ran,
Then reached the caverns measureless to man,
And sank in tumult to a lifeless ocean:
And 'mid this tumult Kubla heard from far
Ancestral voices prophesying war!

The shadow of the dome of pleasure
Floated midway on the waves;
Where was heard the mingled measure
From the fountain and the caves.
It was a miracle of rare device,
A sunny pleasure-dome with caves of ice!

A damsel with a dulcimer
In a vision once I saw:
It was an Abyssinian maid,
And on her dulcimer she played,
Singing of Mount Abora.
Could I revive within me
Her symphony and song,
To such a deep delight 'twould win me
That with music loud and long
I would build that dome in air,
That sunny dome! those caves of ice!
And all who heard should see them there,
And all should cry, Beware! Beware!
His flashing eyes, his floating hair!
Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread,
For he on honey-dew hath fed
And drunk the milk of Paradise.

Friday, November 9, 2012

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Monday, November 5, 2012

The Waste Land



I. THE BURIAL OF THE DEAD
APRIL is the cruellest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
Memory and desire, stirring
Dull roots with spring rain.
Winter kept us warm, covering 5
Earth in forgetful snow, feeding
A little life with dried tubers.
Summer surprised us, coming over the Starnbergersee
With a shower of rain; we stopped in the colonnade,
And went on in sunlight, into the Hofgarten, 10
And drank coffee, and talked for an hour.
Bin gar keine Russin, stamm’ aus Litauen, echt deutsch.
And when we were children, staying at the archduke’s,
My cousin’s, he took me out on a sled,
And I was frightened. He said, Marie, 15
Marie, hold on tight. And down we went.
In the mountains, there you feel free.
I read, much of the night, and go south in the winter.

Friday, November 2, 2012

Thursday, November 1, 2012

The chances of anything coming from Mars, are a million to one they said.

The chances of anything coming from Mars, are a million to one....







but still they come.

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Monday, October 29, 2012

Friday, October 26, 2012

Art.sy

I don't know what it is, but I like it.

The simple representation of a complex thought

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Dig

I was perusing My Documents the other day, looking specifically for a paper I did a semester ago. As usual, I found a graveyard of half-conceived ideas, stories I'd forgotten about, successful papers, failed papers, mediocre papers, and child pornography. No, wait, scratch that last part. However, while I was skimming through the bullshit, I noticed one file labeled simply "joshdig."

This confused me. What the fuck was this? It sure didn't sound like a paper, and it sure didn't sound like a good name for a half-finished story.

My confusion was increased tenfold when I opened the file and began to read.

I have to explain what I think are the groggy circumstances of this composition. If memory serves (maybe?), I wrote this paper sometime around Christmas last year when I came down with a diabolical case of walking pnemonia. The dubious campus doctors prescribed several things that were supposed to fix it and didn't work, some things I don't think were meant for pnemonia but did work, and then finally something that worked. For example, they prescribed cough syrup with codine at first, and then amped it up to cough syrup with vicoden later.

Fuck if I've ever taken such drugs before. I had heard of them, of course, and had even had friends who mixed them with alcohol and even marijuana, but I wasn't willing to take a trip that might wind up with me losing every possible cavity's virginity I had, depending on how hard the trip was. I guess I'm just not hardcore.

I really don't remember much about how well the drugs worked, because those days are nothing but a mire of suffering and pain to me. Fundamentally, I don't know if they fixed anything, or if they were even prescribed for something.

I vaguely remember starting this paper. I think this was the first time I took the vicoden cough syrup, and I'm basing this on how the thing seems moderately plausible at first, and then degenerates into a stream of consciousness ride of utter madness and lunacy. Apparently I thought the idea of "burying" and "digging" as a hobby was downright hilarious. To be honest, isn't vicoden a sedative, so I should've been asleep by the end, and not a chimp with down syndrome?

Of course, maybe I just went literally insane for a while, and now I'm just blaming it on the drugs. Or maybe I was just plain drunk.

For the record, I wrote this when I was still in LAC, and I didn't get kicked out, I just stopped showing up. I only know Josh as a vague acquaintance, and haven't seen him in close to a year. He probably doesn't remember my name. I think he's an engineer or something, and he wouldn't even have anything to do with LAC, much less volunteer for it. Also, I'm pretty sure his hair isn't blonde, and since when are his forearms "rippling?"

And I did edit the misspelled words, grammar problems, and real names out of the thing. I think it makes it funnier, and also, there were surprisingly few. (!) But, no, his last name is not "Brewster," nor is mine actually "Norman." I should've made it something funny like "buttfuck," though.

I mean his name. Not mine.

Okay, whatever. Read at your own risk.



Monday, October 22, 2012

The Beard Hater



Anacreon the poet composed many delightful songs; for a luxurious life was allotted to him by the Fates. But Alcaeus and Archilochus of Paros the god did not permit to devote their muse to mirth and pleasure. For constrained as they were to endure toil, now of one sort, now of another, and by abusing those who wronged them they lightened the burdens imposed on them by Heaven. But as for me, the law forbids me to accuse by name those who, though I have done them no wrong, try to show their hostility to me; and on the other hand the fashion of education that now prevails among the well-born deprives me of the use of the music that consists in song. For in these days men think it more degrading to study music than once in the past they thought it to be rich by dishonest means. Nevertheless I will not on that account renounce the aid that it is in my power to win from the Muses. Indeed I have observed that even the barbarians across the Rhine sing savage songs composed in language not unlike the croaking of harsh-voiced birds, and that they delight in such songs. For I think it is always the case that inferior musicians, though they annoy their audiences, give very great pleasure to themselves. And with this in mind I often say to myself, like Ismenias -- for though my talents are not equal to his, I have as I persuade myself a similar independence of soul -- "I sing for the Muses and myself."

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Friday, October 19, 2012

Man Ray and Duchamp

Man Ray chess set




Man Ray designed this chess set in 1920 using found objects from his studio. Most of the pieces are geometric models made for still-life drawing (the king is a pyramid, the queen a cone, the rook a cube, the pawn a sphere). The knight—the finial of a violin—was fashioned from a box of abandoned violin necks. Only a handful were ever produced (the maharajah of Indore commissioned a set made from silver-plated brass).

Duchamp chess set





In 1919, Duchamp took a trip to Buenos Aires where his sister lived. When he returned he devoted himself to raising his level of play to it's highest level. But during the trip to South America, he designed a chess set about which there's been some debate. The commonly accepted idea is that he made the set himself except for the Knight, which he hired a local craftsman to carve by hand. Almost all authoritative books on Duchamp mention this. However, Larry List, who documented the Imagery of Chess Revisited show in 2003, argued quite convincingly that all the pieces but the Knight were obviously turned on a lathe. While Duchamp created machine and kinetic art, he never used machines to create the art. As a matter of fact, Duchamp liked to create with his hands. While in Buenos Aires, he carved a set of stamps for illustrating chess positions in correspondence games. List suggests, even insists, that Duchamp hired a local to turn the pieces on a lathe, while he himself carved the Knight by hand.

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Tuesday, October 16, 2012